Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.
 
He went to the first man's house and told the man's wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she wanted to do with his body.'
 
'Well,"she said,''he loved to fish so I would like to have his body creamated and his ashes spread over the lake so he can be forever with his fish. "And it was done.
 
The shared went and enlightened the man Friday man's wife. She too cried and was then asked what was to be done with his league? "She said, "by a long chalk,he loved to hound, so I ponder it would be significant if we could enjoy him creamated and acquire his ashes scattered remaining the forrests so he can be foreternally with the creatures that he loved so much."
 
The third man was gay. The broad was a inconsiderable shilly-shallying but proceeded in potent the man's conserve the bad news. The man cried and screamed for gush remaining an hour and then at the end of the day calmed down adequate to approve of the shared's question."What would you like to do with his carcass?"
 
The gay man reesponded, "by a long chalk,my conserve was a right man, but he was not certainly outgoing. He didn't like to do anytask furthest the house. He was the finest lremaining I eternally had. He was astonishing in bed. He loved my chili too. I loved him so much. by a long chalk,the sole intelligent partiality to do is to acquire his majority cremated, require some chili for dinner,regurgitate his ashes in, and let him torch my ass up one more frequently!"  
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